My ghetto side, pt. 2
When I walk into a party:
When I go up to a car:
When I walk with mah crew:
When I hear some shit talkin:
When bitches be hatin:
When I’m listening to something I don’t want to hear:
My response to everything?
When I take a picture:
Oh you wanna step up to this plate?
When I pick up the phone:
All in all, I am da illest
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Scratchy reflex.
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I fucking love cats…
Told my 13 year old daughter that if she meets a hot guy who is not smart, to run so she doesn’t catch dumb mans decease”
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I’m pretty amazing when you put me in a room with lots of dumb people”
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